Notes from a recent visit to the United Kingdom
Heathrow Airport A very long walk down boring, utilitarian corridors to a shabby customs area.
On public transport Passengers talk loudly on cell phones oblivious to those around them.
On escalators People stand to the right and hurry up the left. (In Kanto, Japan, the opposite. I’m told that Kansai, Japan follows the British pattern. How do these differences happen?)
Architecture and history Obsolete old buildings are lovingly restored and brought back into use. Near Reading Station, a gorgeous, red stone Victorian 2nd floor frontage stretches the entire block. (Sadly, below, half the stores are boarded up.)
Food and drink The beer is superb. Brakespear Bitter (an Oxfordshire speciality) manages the impossible—to satisfy, yet be low in alcohol. A mat on the bar says, “Perhaps the greatest beer in the world at 3.4% alcohol.” Andrew Jefford (Financial Times)
There are culinary treasures, and a full English breakfast is one of them. Sausage, bacon, tomato, mushroom, eggs fried or scrambled, sometimes baked beans and, if you’re really lucky, black pudding (blood sausage) and fried bread. All those flavors in your mouth.
Service A ten-pound note (1300 yen; 15 dollars) causes problems in the hotel cafe; they don’t have enough coin to make change for a cup of tea.
Shop assistants think nothing of talking to each other when customers are in earshot, and sometimes even while serving. They’re bringing their individual selves to the job, along with fulfilling a duty for their employer. It feels slovenly, but it can also make for a friendliness uncommon in Japan: at the market, a question about a loyalty card led to a genuine conversation about where I live, and whether I liked Japan or Britain better.
Footpaths The countryside is crisscrossed by rights of way. They can be muddy, and treacherous with horse and dog poo, but they make for glorious walking, riding and cycling.
But what ultimately sets Japan and the UK apart is the washlet, which is quietly revolutionizing an essential of life. Britain is still a nation of dirty bottoms. I didn’t enjoy reverting to the barbarism of wiping away feces with dry paper.
Narita airport: short corridors carpeted and decorated. Back to the womb.
--Julian
* Thanks to David for inadvertently suggesting this title.