A friend (for those of you who know me and him, it was John A) once suggested that, on the principle that we can't know what we'll enjoy until we do it, we should shatter the self-imposed narrow confines of our life by once a week doing something we've never done before. Or wouldn't normally choose to do. I've since found that this potentially painful exercise in self-abnegation is amply taken care of in the process of sharing life with a partner.
And so it was that I found myself filing into a packed movie theater for a preview of Terminator 4. There's no way I would have done this of my own volition--the opposite in fact. The previous weekend, I'd given an unprecedented zero stars to Star Trek, the highly-regarded action flick (95% fresh on the Rotten Tomatometer for goodness sakes: "action, humor, a strong story and brilliant visuals") that rubbed my anti-war sensibilities the wrong way. And here I was, by all accounts, going back for more.
So here's the amazing thing. Terminator Salvation (the English-language title) was for me a perfect action movie. It was thrills from start to finish. This is what movies have been striving for since the first flickering images of a tightrope walker defying death over the Niagara Falls, or the Keystone Cops' car narrowly missing the express train. Somehow this film sustains the excitement without lulls for back story, without sating us, without failing to top itself, without labored jokes to ease the tension. Story and visuals? I don't know, I was too busy being entertained. You go in, have your heart rate elevated for 110 minutes, and are delivered out with nothing but a warm glow of satisfaction.
At least I was. There are problems in praising a movie. First, other people will have different reactions. And they overwhelmingly did, as this one managed a rotten 33% on the Tomatometer. Second, my comments--"perfect"?!--can't help but send you in with high expectations, and every time I've taken high expectations into a movie, they've ruined it for me. How much of my enjoyment, I wonder, came from entering T4 with below-zero expectations?
T4. As for this being a Terminator movie, you don't need to be a fan: anything you need to you already know as it's now a part of contemporary culture. What else. Actor Sam Worthington has a breakout role--note the name; he'll be back. Star Christian Bale is a fine lead: I enjoyed him as much as in Batman Begins, whereas I thoroughly disliked the gloomy, endless (critically acclaimed, 94% fresh) Dark Knight. There! I hope that destroys my credibility as a judge of movies in your eyes. Along with any expectations of Terminator Salvation I might have given you.
And what of my sensitivity to promoting war, you ask? I surprised myself. Perhaps I wasn't repulsed by the T4 mayhem because I'm already forgetting the article that aroused my disgust. Or because man-on-machine violence is far enough away from reality, and almost the only human-on-human violence was a horrible mistake, with the hero pursuing misunderstood allies.
Or because I was too busy being entertained? Perhaps the movie is perfect on another count. Is it the very best (because entirely disguised) propaganda for war? I'll set that question aside for the moment, though, and just say bravo and thanks to Hollywood and its century-old mission to excite us with thrilling moments on the silver screen.
--Julian